Getting your shit together, one plan at a time. The Profanity Planner is for anyone whose to-do list is already a mess and whose patience for cutesy, pastel, “live laugh love” planners ran out a long time ago. It’s cheeky and sweary and it’s actually useful enough that you’ll keep coming back to it.

📒 What’s inside:

• 3 months of undated planning, so you can start whenever you’re ready to face your life

• Monthly views spread across two pages for the big picture

• 12 weekly spreads for keeping the chaos roughly in order

• 90 daily pages for the nitty-gritty

• Sweary prompts throughout, from your “Shit To Do list” and the “Shit I Need to Fit in” to the classic “If I Don’t Complete These Things Then I’m Fucked”

• A space each week to record the good shit that happened, because it’s not all bad

  
  

✏️ The details:

• A5 size, small enough to chuck in your bag

• Cream and burgundy design

• White wire binding, so it lies flat while you write

• 100gsm ultra-smooth matte paper that’s lovely to write on

  
  

🎁 Perfect for:

• Friends, colleagues and family members who swear like sailors and plan like headless chickens

• Christmas, Secret Santa, birthdays, new jobs or anyone starting a new chapter

• Yourself, obviously. You’ve earned it.

✨ Whether you’re juggling deadlines, side hustles, or just trying to remember to reply to that email from three weeks ago, this planner will help you get organised, more or less.